I so gotta

share this funny piece of shit I found scribbled (obviously by some imbecile) on the wall of my apel class room. The author named it "Words of Wisdom". Okayy, from the picture you cant really make out the words. Let me type it out for all earthlings to have a good laugh over it. Hah.

The business manual. From the bandana boy himself. Words of Wisdom (for juniors).

Thou shall not come for lecture.
Thou shall sms friend to tell teacher that you are sick in toilet if you are gonna be late.
Thou shall take 1 day off without MC per subject.
Dennis chiong is sexy! Thou will agree.
Thou shall not do tutorials.
Thou shall look up girl’s skirts along corridors.
Thou shall protect our girls from evil eyes of Engine students.
Thou shall never step into Engine/IT blocks.
Thou shall smoke in toilet instead of reservoir.
Thou shall surf porn in lab.

Cheers, juniors.