Friday, July 3, 2009
Sometimes, I wished
that the human brain is more simplified. Why cant it just become like a computer. Wanna learn something new or need a new skill? Fear not. Just head down to any IT stores in the malls, purchase the type of skill/knowledge software you need. There could be a huge range of skills/knowledge available. From simple skills like swimming or colouring to more complex stuff like microsoft office, photoshop and even SPSS! Then head back to your crib (This is a MUST-DO cause I'm sure you earthlings wont wanna rip your head apart and create a bloody scene in a public place. Ha ha). After that, install the software into your brain and open the program. And Ta-da! You got yourself another new skill/knowledge! Then, there will be a pop-up window from the system to congratulate you for successfully acquiring another new skill/knowledge! The world will then become a more beautiful place and there will be no more idiots or retards on earth wasting precious oxygen. Tsk tsk. How I wish.
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